Theory about aliens and chickens:

Did you ever wonder about aliens? Why do they mainly appear down
south? And why do mostly farmers see them? Why the anal probe?

The answer: Chickens.
Isn't it a coincidance that mostly all UFOs look like fried eggs?
And just about every alien rendition has an egg-shaped head?
There is a connection there. Aliens love chickens....
and chickens live on farms.
Not to say they have a sexual
wanting for them, they are just facinated by their egg laying skills.
They must use this foreign technology to their advantage,
either some kind of fuel containment or they just like to eat omlettes.
It's not about aliens and chickens (have sex/fuck),
but aliens and chickens (OMG/Fuck!).
Aliens want to find all kinds of chickens and in that attempt
pickup everything from insects to people. Then they probe
to find out if the creature can lay eggs. If it can they keep
them if not they send them back.
That's why people have these episodes of alien abductions.
This is the theory and the theme of this blog. Enjoy.